Balms/Salves/Lotions/Rubs


Vampire Venom Icy/hot Muscle Rub


Ingredients:

Emu Oil

Arnica Flowers sun-infused Olive Oil

Turmeric (Curcumin) Essential Oil

Coconut Oil

Bees Wax

Camphor Oil

Cinnamon Essential Oil

Peppermint Essential Oil

Menthol Crystals


100% All Natural Ingredients


For use on acute sprains/strains, muscular soreness, joint pain, arthritis, fibromyalgia, or other aches and pains. Emu oil, Arnica, and Camphor are best known for their traditional uses in muscle soreness and joint pain, while Peppermint, Cinnamon and Menthol are known to have analgesic properties.


Directions: Apply externally as needed to areas of pain and discomfort.


FOR EXTERNAL USE ONLY - Do not eat. Do not use in or around eyes, nose, mouth, genitals or open wounds. Do not use if pregnant or nursing, or if you're allergic to any ingredients. Always use a patch test for personal tolerance. If irritation occurs, stop use immediately.


Made in California by a real Transylvanian.

No vampires were harmed in the making of this product.


2oz | $35

0.5oz | $15




Zero Frogs Lavender Calm Balm


Ingredients:

Vitamin E

Coconut Oil

Bees Wax

Lavender Essential Oil


100% All Natural Ingredients


Lavender essential oil is widely used for its anti-inflammatory agent known for its calming effects to ease anxiety, stress, and tension.


Directions: Apply as needed for pain and discomfort. Refrigerate after opened for longer shelf life.


FOR EXTERNAL USE ONLY - Do not eat. Do not use in or around eyes, nose, mouth, other sensitive areas. Do not use if pregnant or nursing, or if you are allergic to any ingredients. Always use a patch test for personal tolerance. If irritation occurs, stop use immediately.


Made in California by a real Transylvanian.

2oz | $20

0.5oz | $10

The Dandy Lion

Magnesium and Dandelion Lotion

Dandelion Flower infused Magnesium Lotion for chronic aches and pains


Ingredients:

Dandelion flowers

Magnesium Chloride

Aloe Vera

Olive Oil

Wax

Water

Essential Oils Sandalwood & Lavender


100% All Natural Ingredients


Dandelions are a traditional, old world remedy rich in antioxidants that are known to reduce inflammation, promote healthy musculoskeletal health, and may promote healthy skin hydration and collagen production. Magnesium is a mineral known for its properties of relaxation and it’s polyphenolic ability to break the inflammatory cascade to reduce pain and inflammation in the tissues. Sandalwood and lavender essential oils are widely used for their anti-inflammatory and calming effects.


Directions: Apply as needed to skin of areas in pain/ discomfort. Refrigerate after opened for longer shelf life.


FOR EXTERNAL USE ONLY - Do not eat. Do not use in or around eyes, nose, mouth, genitals, or open wounds. Do not use if pregnant or nursing, or if you are allergic to any ingredients. Always use a patch test for personal tolerance. If irritation occurs, stop use immediately.


Made in California by a real Transylvanian.

2.5oz | $19